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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 3973361" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Relaxing :</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Another guy came and asked him the same question.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A third one came and asked him the same question again.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The other man was a lot more educated and answered,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Yes, I am relaxing.'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid, idiot. Everyone is</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">looking for you and you are sitting over here!</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Lesbian :</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invites her to dance with him...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Essay :</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except </span><span style="font-size: 12px">Mervin Silva.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! '</span></p><p> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 3973361, member: 167624"] [SIZE=3]Relaxing : Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva' Another guy came and asked him the same question. Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!' A third one came and asked him the same question again.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other man was a lot more educated and answered, Yes, I am relaxing.' Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here![/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Lesbian : At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invites her to dance with him... Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you? The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian.. Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] [SIZE=3]Essay : The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except [/SIZE][SIZE=3]Mervin Silva.[/SIZE] [SIZE=3] He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! '[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][/SIZE] :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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