Relaxing :
Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid, idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!
Lesbian :
At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invites her to dance with him...
Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you?
The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..
Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN
Essay :
The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Mervin Silva.
He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! '
Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid, idiot. Everyone is
looking for you and you are sitting over here!
Lesbian :
At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invites her to dance with him...
Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you?
The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..
Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN
Essay :
The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Mervin Silva.
He had written. 'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !!! '
