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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gamerz9" data-source="post: 7010641" data-attributes="member: 95624">Marriage :Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older thanu....will it bad forour marriage?Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in nextyear.Hidden Camera's :Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and lowall around hisliving room.Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are u searching for?'Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras'Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes u think that thereare hiddencameras here?'Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what Iam doing. Everyfew minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know that?'RelaxingMervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .A lady came and asked him, 'Are u relaxing?'Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'Another guy came and asked him the same question.Mervin Silva answered, 'No No Me Mervin Silva'A third one came and asked him the same question again.Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift hisplace.While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.He went up to him and asked, 'Are u Relaxing?'The other man was a lot more educated and answered,'Yes, I am relaxing.'Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,idiot. Everyone  is searching for u and u are sitting over here'Wash BasinMervin Silva goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washingthe basin instead...The manager comes running and asks him,'Sir, what areu doing?'Mervin Silva replies, 'Read this board here, it says`Wash Basin'.' English Exam Mervin Silva finished his English exam and came out.His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied,'Exam was okay, butfor the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought,and thought, at last I wrote THUNK'The PostmanThe Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver uthis parcel.'Mervin Silva: 'Why did u come so far? Instead ucould have posted it.'Coffee Shop Mervin Silva and his wife went to a coffee shop .Mervin Silva said, 'Hurry Up Drink quickly.....'.His wife asked, ' why...???'Mervin Silva said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10'.</blockquote>

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