Marriage :
Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older than
u....will it bad for
our marriage?
Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next
year.
Hidden Camera's :
Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and low
all around his
living room.
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are u searching for?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras'
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes u think that there
are hidden
cameras here?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I
am doing. Every
few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know that?'
Relaxing
Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .
A lady came and asked him, 'Are u relaxing?'
Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Mervin Silva answered, 'No No Me Mervin Silva'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are u Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
'Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,
idiot. Everyone is searching for u and u are sitting over here'
Wash Basin
Mervin Silva goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing
the basin instead...
The manager comes running and asks him,'Sir, what are
u doing?'
Mervin Silva replies, 'Read this board here, it says
`Wash Basin'.'
English Exam
Mervin Silva finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied,
'Exam was okay, but
for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought,
and thought, at last I wrote THUNK'
The Postman
The Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver u
this parcel.'
Mervin Silva: 'Why did u come so far? Instead u
could have posted it.'
Coffee Shop
Mervin Silva and his wife went to a coffee shop .
Mervin Silva said, 'Hurry Up Drink quickly.....'.
His wife asked, ' why...???'
Mervin Silva said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10'.
Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older than
u....will it bad for
our marriage?
Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next
year.
Hidden Camera's :
Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and low
all around his
living room.
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are u searching for?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras'
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes u think that there
are hidden
cameras here?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I
am doing. Every
few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know that?'
Relaxing
Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .
A lady came and asked him, 'Are u relaxing?'
Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Mervin Silva answered, 'No No Me Mervin Silva'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are u Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
'Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,
idiot. Everyone is searching for u and u are sitting over here'
Wash Basin
Mervin Silva goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing
the basin instead...
The manager comes running and asks him,'Sir, what are
u doing?'
Mervin Silva replies, 'Read this board here, it says
`Wash Basin'.'
English Exam
Mervin Silva finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied,
'Exam was okay, but
for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought,
and thought, at last I wrote THUNK'
The Postman
The Postman: 'I have to come 5 miles to deliver u
this parcel.'
Mervin Silva: 'Why did u come so far? Instead u
could have posted it.'
Coffee Shop
Mervin Silva and his wife went to a coffee shop .
Mervin Silva said, 'Hurry Up Drink quickly.....'.
His wife asked, ' why...???'
Mervin Silva said, 'Hot Coffee Rs.5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10'.
