(mervin silva) talks

[akilar25]

Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.



Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".


Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay ...
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"



Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
MS replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.



Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now?
Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!

 

[hiruz1]

maxxxa seen ah ela

 

[akilar25]

thanks for ur comment.

 

[Ereshaz77]

Pattaaaa

 

[tcpik]

Maxxa machan..... Rep +

 

[tcpik]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to akilar25 again sorry machan..

 

[gudaya]

maxxa machan

 

[dumasrc]

hina kala merenawa ban thawa tiakak hoyala diyanko ban

 

[akilar25]

hambunoth thawa dennam.

 

[dumasrc]

http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=707964

 

[hemalsilva]

 

[geethq]

lol lol lol

 

[nasam]

maxxa

 

[akilar25]

comment karapu okkotama thanks.

 

[samila224]

patta

 

[akilar25]

ela.

 

[jpd]

maxxxxa.a real joke

 

[dil]

 

[Chooty malli]

ela ela

 

[akilar25]