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Message: <blockquote data-quote="akilar25" data-source="post: 7794757" data-attributes="member: 167921"><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn Silva: My  mobile bill how much? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>   Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>   Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Teacher: Me? No,  why? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>   Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">   <strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay ... </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>While its landing he shouted: "  Bombay ... Bombay " </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>   Air hostess said: "B silent." </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva got a sms from his girl friend: </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>   "I MISS YOU" </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>MS replied: </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>"I Mr YOU" !!. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Doctor: When? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>   Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Dr: What were u doing till now? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva: We were using duplicate key </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Dr: So why did you come today?</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Mervyn  Silva: We lost the duplicate key!! </strong></span></span></span></span>   </p></blockquote><p></p>

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