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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thilina Sandaruwan" data-source="post: 8781182" data-attributes="member: 131814"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><p style="margin-left: 20px">  <strong><span style="color: green">Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much? </span></strong></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: green">Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status </span></strong></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: green">Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333"></span><span style="color: green"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Teacher:  Me? No, why? </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333"></span><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: green">Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. </span></strong></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: green">Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? </span></strong></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333"></span><span style="color: green"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay ... </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Air hostess said: "B silent." </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333"></span><span style="color: green"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend: </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>"I MISS YOU" </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>MS replied: </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>"I Mr YOU" !!. </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span><span style="color: #333333"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333"></span><span style="color: green"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Doctor: When? </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Dr: What were u doing till now? </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Dr: So why did you come today?</strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong>Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!! </strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong><span style="color: Magenta">REPOST nam sorry honde</span></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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