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Message: <blockquote data-quote="isuruimg" data-source="post: 2728800" data-attributes="member: 14179">Lesbian :At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invitesHer to danceWith him...Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you?The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** *Marriage :Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older thanYou....will it bad forOur marriage?Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in nextYear.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *Hidden Camera's :Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and lowAll around hisLiving room.Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are you searching for?'Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras!'Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes you think that thereAre hiddenCameras here?'Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what IAm doing. EveryFew minutes he keeps saying, 'You areWatching Rupavahini channel'. How does he knowThat?'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * *Relaxing :Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'Another guy came and asked him the same question.Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'A third one came and asked him the same question again.Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift hisPlace.While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'The other man was a lot more educated and answered,'Yes, I am relaxing.'Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,Idiot. Everyone isLooking for you and you are sitting over here!'* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * ** * *Heaven :Mervin Silva died and went to heaven.When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him thatNew rules areIn effect due to the advances in education onEarth. In order toGain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with'T'.2. How many seconds are there in a year?Mervin Silva thought for a few minutes and answered.1. The two days of the week that begin with'T' are Today andTomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today andTomorrow answer, even thoughit's not the answer I expected. But howDid you get 12 seconds in a year?'Mervin Silva replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...'Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.</blockquote>

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