Lesbian :
At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invites
Her to dance
With him...
Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you?
The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..
Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN
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Marriage :
Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older than
You....will it bad for
Our marriage?
Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next
Year.
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Hidden Camera's :
Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and low
All around his
Living room.
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are you searching for?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras!'
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes you think that there
Are hidden
Cameras here?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I
Am doing. Every
Few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are
Watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know
That?'
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Relaxing :
Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .
A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
Place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
'Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,
Idiot. Everyone is
Looking for you and you are sitting over here!'
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Heaven :
Mervin Silva died and went to heaven.
When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that
New rules are
In effect due to the advances in education on
Earth. In order to
Gain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with
'T'.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Mervin Silva thought for a few minutes and answered.
1. The two days of the week that begin with
'T' are Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected. But how
Did you get 12 seconds in a year?'
Mervin Silva replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc...'
Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
At a party a Mervin Silva sees a beautiful girl and invites
Her to dance
With him...
Mervin Silva : Can I dance with you?
The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..
Mervin Silva : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN
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Marriage :
Mervin Silva's Girl Friend: I'm one year older than
You....will it bad for
Our marriage?
Mervin Silva : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next
Year.
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Hidden Camera's :
Mrs.Mervin Silva caught Mervin Silva searching high and low
All around his
Living room.
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'What are you searching for?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'Hidden cameras!'
Mrs. Mervin Silva: 'And what makes you think that there
Are hidden
Cameras here?'
Mr. Mervin Silva: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I
Am doing. Every
Few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are
Watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know
That?'
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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Relaxing :
Mervin Silva was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .
A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Mervin Silva answered, 'No, I am Mervin Silva'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Mervin Silva answered, 'No! No! Me Mervin Silva!'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Mervin Silva was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
Place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
'Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,
Idiot. Everyone is
Looking for you and you are sitting over here!'
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Heaven :
Mervin Silva died and went to heaven.
When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that
New rules are
In effect due to the advances in education on
Earth. In order to
Gain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with
'T'.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Mervin Silva thought for a few minutes and answered.
1. The two days of the week that begin with
'T' are Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected. But how
Did you get 12 seconds in a year?'
Mervin Silva replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc...'
Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
