Mervyn Silva again..!!!

[d_lucifer]

DR MERVYN OUR BELOVED, WAS SPOTTED AT THE MANNING MARKET YESTERDAY LOOKING FOR THE NEW TYPE OF LEEKS THAT ARE BEING ADVERTISED IN THE MEDIA.

HE WENT TO EVERY STALL ASKING FOR "WIKILEAKS" BUT NO ONE SEEM TO HAVE IT. THEY HAD ONLY THE ORDINARY LEEKS THAT CAME FROM NUWARA ELIYA. "NO..NO.. " HE SAID.. "THIS COMES FROM AMERICA.."

ANGRY AS HE WAS, HE CONTACTED JOHNNY BOY, THE CONSUMER AFFAIRS GUY, AND DEMANDED THAT "WIKILEAKS" BE IMPORTED IMMEDIATELY.

JOHNNY BOY HAS NOW CALLED FOR TENDERS TO IMPORT "WIKILEAKS" TO SRI LANKA.