Mervyn Silva -Again

[Sukanya]

Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
MS replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were u doing till now?
Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!


MR: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

 

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[funkoluwa]

ela ela nice stuff

 

[TΞΞNSTAR™]

Hehehhehehehehee patta patta

 

[Sukanya]

Sorry, I didn't know.
Post the link when you complain...

 

[jayanthah]

Ahhhhhhh.........HUKANYA again...................

Mervyn Silva wagemai.................aye, ayeth ennawa, kisima wilisangayak ne

 

[bemylover]

MAXXA BANZZ

 

[coolgayathra]

 

[Sukanya]

Ahhhhhhh.........HUKANYA again...................

Mervyn Silva wagemai.................aye, ayeth ennawa, kisima wilisangayak ne

This is a public forum, Dear.

 

[mawella]

p

 

[amila_90210]

අනිත්‍ය

 

[urajdrlk]

Ahhhhhhh.........****** again...................

Mervyn Silva wagemai.................aye, ayeth ennawa, kisima wilisangayak ne

අනිත්‍ය ​

 

[mudrana]

Sorry, I didn't know.
Post the link when you complain...

when its a REPOST, its a REPOST. no need to post the link.

 

[Zeus]

අනිත්‍ය

බලන්නකො ඉතින් ඒකෙත් හැටි නේද

 

[amila_90210]

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

ලොල්ස්...කොච්චරවත් ලැජ්ජාවක් නැති ආගම විකුනන් කන ගොබ්බ ඩයල් තවත් ඉන්නවා

 

[mudrana]

This is a public forum, Dear.

ithin moko

 

[KHz]

Repost

 

[lek]

ela....tnx kollo..

 

[sri_lion]

බලන්නකො ඉතින් ඒකෙත් හැටි නේද

 

[rajitha7873]

Maxa lolz