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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Sukanya" data-source="post: 5111479" data-attributes="member: 218993">Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill statusMervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?Teacher: Me? No, why?Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay ..While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "B silent."Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"MS replied:"I Mr YOU" !!. Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a keyDoctor: When?Mervyn Silva: 3 Months AgoDr: What were u doing till now?Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate keyDr: So why did you come today?Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!  MR: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.</blockquote>

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