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Message: <blockquote data-quote="earthling" data-source="post: 1293712" data-attributes="member: 967">Got this from rock.lk...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />  HILARIOUS Metal Genres: Simply ExplainedPOWER METAL:the protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escape from the dragon, saves the princess and make love in an enchanted forestTRASH METAL:the protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck herHEAVY METAL:the protagonist arrives in a harley davidson bike, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fuck the princessFOLK METAL:the protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordeons, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon fell asleep (by all the dancing)....then he leaves....without the princessVIKING METAL:the protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cook and eat it, rape the princess to death, steal the castle and burn all the place before leaveDEATH METAL:the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kill her, then leavesBLACK METAL:the protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impale it in the front of the castle.....then sodomize the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impale the unvirgen princessGORE METAL:the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spread his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kill her....then he fucks the dead body, slash her belly and eat her guts.....then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burn the corpse and fuck it for the last timeDOOM METAL:the protagonist arrives, see the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, then he gets depressed and commit suicide....the dragon eat his body and the princess as well...the end of the sad storyPROGRESIVE METAL:the protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes....the dragon kills himself out of boredom.....the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the technics and tunes learned in the last year of the conservatory...the princess escape looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonistGLAM METAL:the protagonist arrives, the dragon laugh of the guy's appearance and let him enter.....he then steal the princess make-up and try to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colorGRIND METAL:The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves...</blockquote>

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