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<blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 6124788" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p>Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for</p><p>Microsoft Europe. 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate</p><p>is Fadi Khoury, a Lebanese guy.</p><p> </p><p>Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do</p><p>not know JAVA program language to leave.</p><p></p><p>2,000 people leave the room. Fadi Khoury says to himself, "I do not know</p><p>JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try." </p><p></p><p>Bill Gates asked candidates who never had experience of managing more than</p><p>100 people to leave. 2,000 people leave the room. Fadi says to</p><p>himself, "I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if </p><p>I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.</p><p> </p><p>Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to</p><p>leave. 500 people leave the room.</p><p></p><p>Fadi says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to</p><p>lose?" So he stays in the room. </p><p></p><p>Lastly, Bill Gates asked candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.</p><p>498 people leave the room.</p><p></p><p>Fadi says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I</p><p>have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. </p><p>Everyone else has gone.</p><p></p><p>Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two</p><p>candidates who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a</p><p>conversation together in that language." </p><p> </p><p>Calmly, Fadi turns to the other candidate and says "Keifak ya eir?" (How are you dick)</p><p></p><p>The other candidate answers "Kol khara ya manyouk!" (Eat shit, you fucker)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Moe85, post: 6124788, member: 242802"] Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Fadi Khoury, a Lebanese guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know JAVA program language to leave. 2,000 people leave the room. Fadi Khoury says to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try." Bill Gates asked candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2,000 people leave the room. Fadi says to himself, "I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Fadi says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Fadi says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language." Calmly, Fadi turns to the other candidate and says "Keifak ya eir?" (How are you dick) The other candidate answers "Kol khara ya manyouk!" (Eat shit, you fucker) [/QUOTE]
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