Note: This is all fake info and posted as a Joke! Don't take anything serious or think any of these are real about mihinlanka. This is only a Joke!
These are the services offered at Mihin Lanka.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> MENU: No western food is available. Only kekulu hale buth, indi appan,
>>> kurakkan pittu, kurakkan thalapa, pathola maluwa, parippu maluva and
>>> fried wel
>>> malu. Kiri peni and Hambantota kalu dodol are available for dessert.
>>>
>>> BEVERAGES: No imported wines. You have a choice between 'pol raa'
>>> (toddy)
>>> and 'kashiya' (aka katukambi and suduwa).
>>>
>>> IN FLIGHT MAGAZINE: A copy of Mahinda Chinthana
>>>
>>> SMOKING: This is a non smoking flight but beedis are allowed. You can
>>> also
>>> enjoy a bulath vita. Please be careful when you open the window to spit.
>>>
>>> IN AN EMERGENCY: You will find Buddhist monks chanting 'Ithpiso
>>> bhagava...' in
>>> the screen in front of you
>>>
>>> CLASSES: FIRST CLASS (Renamed Mahinda Class) Has only two seats and they
>>> are
>>> permanently reserved for Mahinda maama and his wife.
>>>
>>> BUSINESS CLASS (Renamed Basil class) Reserved for Ministers, but only a
>>> limited
>>> number of ministers can be allowed due to the limitations in the number
>>> of
>>> seats.
>>>
>>> TICKET PRICING: You have to pay 10% additional which will be credited to
>>> a
>>> Swiss account of You NO HOO.
>>>
>>> CREW: To take care of all your needs we have the largest air line crew,
>>> just
>>> like our jumbo cabinet. (Please note Air hostesses can only speak
>>> Sinhala
>>> because all of them are from Hambantota)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
Note: This is all fake info and posted as a Joke! Don't take anything serious or think any of these are real about mihinlanka. This is only a Joke!
These are the services offered at Mihin Lanka.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> MENU: No western food is available. Only kekulu hale buth, indi appan,
>>> kurakkan pittu, kurakkan thalapa, pathola maluwa, parippu maluva and
>>> fried wel
>>> malu. Kiri peni and Hambantota kalu dodol are available for dessert.
>>>
>>> BEVERAGES: No imported wines. You have a choice between 'pol raa'
>>> (toddy)
>>> and 'kashiya' (aka katukambi and suduwa).
>>>
>>> IN FLIGHT MAGAZINE: A copy of Mahinda Chinthana
>>>
>>> SMOKING: This is a non smoking flight but beedis are allowed. You can
>>> also
>>> enjoy a bulath vita. Please be careful when you open the window to spit.
>>>
>>> IN AN EMERGENCY: You will find Buddhist monks chanting 'Ithpiso
>>> bhagava...' in
>>> the screen in front of you
>>>
>>> CLASSES: FIRST CLASS (Renamed Mahinda Class) Has only two seats and they
>>> are
>>> permanently reserved for Mahinda maama and his wife.
>>>
>>> BUSINESS CLASS (Renamed Basil class) Reserved for Ministers, but only a
>>> limited
>>> number of ministers can be allowed due to the limitations in the number
>>> of
>>> seats.
>>>
>>> TICKET PRICING: You have to pay 10% additional which will be credited to
>>> a
>>> Swiss account of You NO HOO.
>>>
>>> CREW: To take care of all your needs we have the largest air line crew,
>>> just
>>> like our jumbo cabinet. (Please note Air hostesses can only speak
>>> Sinhala
>>> because all of them are from Hambantota)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
Note: This is all fake info and posted as a Joke! Don't take anything serious or think any of these are real about mihinlanka. This is only a Joke!
