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<blockquote data-quote="amaya08" data-source="post: 882653" data-attributes="member: 48477"><p><strong>Note: This is all fake info and posted as a Joke! Don't take anything serious or think any of these are real about mihinlanka. This is only a Joke!</strong></p><p></p><p>These are the services offered at Mihin Lanka.</p><p>>>></p><p>>>></p><p>>>></p><p>>>> MENU: No western food is available. Only kekulu hale buth, indi appan,</p><p>>>> kurakkan pittu, kurakkan thalapa, pathola maluwa, parippu maluva and </p><p>>>> fried wel</p><p>>>> malu. Kiri peni and Hambantota kalu dodol are available for dessert.</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> BEVERAGES: No imported wines. You have a choice between 'pol raa' </p><p>>>> (toddy)</p><p>>>> and 'kashiya' (aka katukambi and suduwa).</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> IN FLIGHT MAGAZINE: A copy of Mahinda Chinthana</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> SMOKING: This is a non smoking flight but beedis are allowed. You can </p><p>>>> also</p><p>>>> enjoy a bulath vita. Please be careful when you open the window to spit.</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> IN AN EMERGENCY: You will find Buddhist monks chanting 'Ithpiso </p><p>>>> bhagava...' in</p><p>>>> the screen in front of you</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> CLASSES: FIRST CLASS (Renamed Mahinda Class) Has only two seats and they </p><p>>>> are</p><p>>>> permanently reserved for Mahinda maama and his wife.</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> BUSINESS CLASS (Renamed Basil class) Reserved for Ministers, but only a </p><p>>>> limited</p><p>>>> number of ministers can be allowed due to the limitations in the number </p><p>>>> of</p><p>>>> seats.</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> TICKET PRICING: You have to pay 10% additional which will be credited to </p><p>>>> a</p><p>>>> Swiss account of You NO HOO.</p><p>>>></p><p>>>> CREW: To take care of all your needs we have the largest air line crew, </p><p>>>> just</p><p>>>> like our jumbo cabinet. (Please note Air hostesses can only speak </p><p>>>> Sinhala</p><p>>>> because all of them are from Hambantota)</p><p>>>></p><p>>>></p><p>>>></p><p>>>></p><p>>></p><p>> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Note: This is all fake info and posted as a Joke! Don't take anything serious or think any of these are real about mihinlanka. This is only a Joke!</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="amaya08, post: 882653, member: 48477"] [B]Note: This is all fake info and posted as a Joke! Don't take anything serious or think any of these are real about mihinlanka. This is only a Joke![/B] These are the services offered at Mihin Lanka. >>> >>> >>> >>> MENU: No western food is available. Only kekulu hale buth, indi appan, >>> kurakkan pittu, kurakkan thalapa, pathola maluwa, parippu maluva and >>> fried wel >>> malu. Kiri peni and Hambantota kalu dodol are available for dessert. >>> >>> BEVERAGES: No imported wines. You have a choice between 'pol raa' >>> (toddy) >>> and 'kashiya' (aka katukambi and suduwa). >>> >>> IN FLIGHT MAGAZINE: A copy of Mahinda Chinthana >>> >>> SMOKING: This is a non smoking flight but beedis are allowed. You can >>> also >>> enjoy a bulath vita. Please be careful when you open the window to spit. >>> >>> IN AN EMERGENCY: You will find Buddhist monks chanting 'Ithpiso >>> bhagava...' in >>> the screen in front of you >>> >>> CLASSES: FIRST CLASS (Renamed Mahinda Class) Has only two seats and they >>> are >>> permanently reserved for Mahinda maama and his wife. >>> >>> BUSINESS CLASS (Renamed Basil class) Reserved for Ministers, but only a >>> limited >>> number of ministers can be allowed due to the limitations in the number >>> of >>> seats. >>> >>> TICKET PRICING: You have to pay 10% additional which will be credited to >>> a >>> Swiss account of You NO HOO. >>> >>> CREW: To take care of all your needs we have the largest air line crew, >>> just >>> like our jumbo cabinet. (Please note Air hostesses can only speak >>> Sinhala >>> because all of them are from Hambantota) >>> >>> >>> >>> >> > :yes: :shocked: ;) [B]Note: This is all fake info and posted as a Joke! Don't take anything serious or think any of these are real about mihinlanka. This is only a Joke![/B] [/QUOTE]
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