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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 6124719" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> He shoots his friend to death.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Wife says, 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> **********</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a brother'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> **********</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Three Feelings:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Stress is when wife is pregnant,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Panic is when both are pregnant.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> **********</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> got heart attack & our driver ran away.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> **********</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours ???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> **********</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">> </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>hahahahahaha these really cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>

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