Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
> He shoots his friend to death.
> Wife says, 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.
>
> **********
> Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a brother'
> Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'
>
> **********
> Three Feelings:
> What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
> Stress is when wife is pregnant,
> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
> Panic is when both are pregnant.
>
> **********
> Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
> Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
> got heart attack & our driver ran away.
>
> **********
> Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours ???
> No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
>
> **********
> Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
> Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident.
> Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
>
hahahahahaha these really cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> He shoots his friend to death.
> Wife says, 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.
>
> **********
> Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a brother'
> Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'
>
> **********
> Three Feelings:
> What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
> Stress is when wife is pregnant,
> Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
> Panic is when both are pregnant.
>
> **********
> Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
> Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
> got heart attack & our driver ran away.
>
> **********
> Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours ???
> No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
>
> **********
> Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
> Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident.
> Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
>
hahahahahaha these really cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
