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<blockquote data-quote="Mauli" data-source="post: 213099" data-attributes="member: 10307"><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">been </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">married.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">her </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">tea.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">and </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">in the water floated, of all things, a condom!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">resist. </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">pointing to the bowl.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">The </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and it will</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">prevent </span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">the spread of disease.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: MediumTurquoise"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mauli, post: 213099, member: 10307"] [COLOR="MediumTurquoise"][SIZE="4"]Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and it will prevent the spread of disease. "Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter."[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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