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Mix of Adult Humour Strictly Not for Girls
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International Dating Etiquette
CAUCASIAN WOMAN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
BLACK WOMAN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
IRISH WOMAN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMAN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMAN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN
First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets.
Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.
Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.
Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.
LATIN WOMAN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunte, have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
POLISH WOMAN
First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address..
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
KOREAN WOMAN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMAN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
CAUCASIAN WOMAN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
BLACK WOMAN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
IRISH WOMAN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMAN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMAN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN
First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing all your assets.
Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.
Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.
Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.
LATIN WOMAN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunte, have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
POLISH WOMAN
First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address..
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
KOREAN WOMAN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMAN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day. "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," replied Little Johnny. Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "With whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently, "don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
This twelve-year old boy walks into a whorehouse dragging a dead frog
on a string behind him, slaps a hundred-dollar bill on the counter,
and says "i want one of your women."
the madam looks at him and says "don't you think you're a bit young
for that?"
he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "i want one
of your women."
the madam says "okay, have a seat, she'll be down in about twenty
minutes."
he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "she has to have
active aids."
the madam starts to sputter and ask why, but he slaps another hundred
on the counter and says "active herpes." she responds, "okay, have a
seat-
it'll be about ten minutes."
ten minutes later, a woman comes out, they go upstairs (dragging this
dead frog) and do their deal...
as he's leaving, the madam asks him "okay, why did you want someone
with active herpes?" the kid replies...
when i get home, i'm going to fuck the babysitter, and when mom and
dad get home, dad will take the babysitter home and fuck her on the way.
and when he gets back, he and mom are going to go upstairs and fuck.
and
tomorrow morning after dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and
mom will fuck him, and he's the bastard that ran over my frog.
on a string behind him, slaps a hundred-dollar bill on the counter,
and says "i want one of your women."
the madam looks at him and says "don't you think you're a bit young
for that?"
he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "i want one
of your women."
the madam says "okay, have a seat, she'll be down in about twenty
minutes."
he slaps another hundred on the counter and says "she has to have
active aids."
the madam starts to sputter and ask why, but he slaps another hundred
on the counter and says "active herpes." she responds, "okay, have a
seat-
it'll be about ten minutes."
ten minutes later, a woman comes out, they go upstairs (dragging this
dead frog) and do their deal...
as he's leaving, the madam asks him "okay, why did you want someone
with active herpes?" the kid replies...
when i get home, i'm going to fuck the babysitter, and when mom and
dad get home, dad will take the babysitter home and fuck her on the way.
and when he gets back, he and mom are going to go upstairs and fuck.
and
tomorrow morning after dad goes to work, the milkman will come in and
mom will fuck him, and he's the bastard that ran over my frog.
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