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Message: <blockquote data-quote="milindasenarath" data-source="post: 7045213" data-attributes="member: 24442"><img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108166.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108167.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108168.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108169.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108169-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108170.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108171.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108172.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108173.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!<img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108174.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108175.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth<img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108176.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108177.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108178.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108179.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108180.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />FATHER: A banker provided by nature <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108181.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108182.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later <img src="http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp271/milindasenarath/1269108183.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!</blockquote>

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