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Message: <blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 28859406" data-attributes="member: 562115">Doesn’t matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk......Issac Newton's mother--  "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"Archimedes's mother--  "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from?  And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”Thomas Edison's mother--  Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"Abraham Lincoln's mother--  "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."James Watt's mother--  "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."Alexander Graham Bell's mother--  "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."Galileo Galilei's mother--  "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."Samuel Morse's mother--  "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”Mona Lisa's mother--  "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"Michelangelo's mother--  "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"Albert Einstein's mother--  "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"Danial Fahrenheit's mother--  "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."Georg Ohm's mother-- "I don't like you resisting everything I say."Robert Boyle's mother--  "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."Christopher Columbus’ mother--  "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”PS: Dedicated to All Mothers, But for whom Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙏🏼" title="Folded hands: medium-light skin tone    :pray_tone2:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f64f-1f3fc.png" data-shortname=":pray_tone2:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙏🏼" title="Folded hands: medium-light skin tone    :pray_tone2:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f64f-1f3fc.png" data-shortname=":pray_tone2:" /></blockquote>

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