Doesn’t matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk......
Issac Newton's mother-- "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
Archimedes's mother-- "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
Thomas Edison's mother-- Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"
Abraham Lincoln's mother-- "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."
James Watt's mother-- "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."
Alexander Graham Bell's mother-- "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."
Galileo Galilei's mother-- "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."
Samuel Morse's mother-- "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”
Mona Lisa's mother-- "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"
Michelangelo's mother-- "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"
Albert Einstein's mother-- "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"
Danial Fahrenheit's mother-- "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."
Georg Ohm's mother-- "I don't like you resisting everything I say."
Robert Boyle's mother-- "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."
Christopher Columbus’ mother-- "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”
PS: Dedicated to All Mothers, But for whom Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.
Issac Newton's mother-- "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
Archimedes's mother-- "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???”
Thomas Edison's mother-- Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"
Abraham Lincoln's mother-- "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."
James Watt's mother-- "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."
Alexander Graham Bell's mother-- "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."
Galileo Galilei's mother-- "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."
Samuel Morse's mother-- "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”
Mona Lisa's mother-- "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"
Michelangelo's mother-- "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"
Albert Einstein's mother-- "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"
Danial Fahrenheit's mother-- "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."
Georg Ohm's mother-- "I don't like you resisting everything I say."
Robert Boyle's mother-- "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."
Christopher Columbus’ mother-- "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!”
PS: Dedicated to All Mothers, But for whom Human Civilisation wouldn’t Have Progressed.
