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[crazy_girl]

>>The Lovers of the Heart
>>
>>Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
>>
>>1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
>>2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
>>3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
>>4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
>>5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
>>6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
>>7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
>>8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
>>9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
>>
>>Article 2: The Three Steps
>>
>>1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
>>2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
>>3.Guys & Girls:Close your eyes when kissing,it is rude to stare
>>
>>Article 3: The Commandments
>>
>>1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
>>2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
>>3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
>>
>>**Remember**
>>
>>A peach is a peach
>>A plum is a plum,
>>A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue ,so open up your mouth
>>close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise!!!
>
>>
>>~*~WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls~*~
>>
>>1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
>>2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
>>3. How cute they look when they sleep
>>4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
>>5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in
>>the >world
>>6. How cute they are when they eat
>>7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes
>>it all worth while
>>8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
>>9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
>>10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know
>>that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
>>11. How cute they are when they argue
>>12. The way her hand always finds yours
>>13. The way they smile
>>14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after
>>you >just had a big fight
>>15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know
>>that an hour later....
>>16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
>>17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
>>18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
>>19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
>>20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that
>>silly
>>21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
>>22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
>>(even though we don't admit it)!
>>23. The way they say "I miss you"
>>24. The way you miss them
>>25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that
>>it
>>doesn't hurt her anymore.....

 

[crazy_girl]

Rules that guys wished Girls knew


Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.

 

[rustyc]

once again
true abt wat guys like in girls

 

[twisted]

lol girls wish this was true

 

[crazy_girl]

I cudnt find smthin whch tok abt d bad syd of d guy.. ppl nly c 1 syd f d man.. ill search it 2mrw.. lol pause 4 now..

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