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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sridanu" data-source="post: 214732" data-attributes="member: 761">    1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells    her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :          Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD          After Marriage    - Drink whenever you are HAPPY    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :    1. Tele-Phone    2. Tele-Vision    3. Tell-a-Woman    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    4. Love your friends not their sisters.                                   Love your sisters not their friends.    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD.       He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.                                   Moral : BE SPECIFIC    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----      6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?    It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your    Friends.    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.      They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him                                           .....because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend                                           - You are missing SOME thing in your life.       If you HAVE a Girl Friend                                           - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.        Answer : On their MARRIAGE.    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----    1 0 . Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.           Because per Constitution,          One can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake </blockquote>

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