1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell-a-Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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4. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
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5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD.
He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.
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7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
.....because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend
- You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend
- You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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1 0 . Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
One can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell-a-Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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4. Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
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5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD.
He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
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6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.
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7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
.....because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
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8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend
- You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend
- You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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1 0 . Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
One can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake
