One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the
> >
> >class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child
who can tell me who was
> >
> >the most famous man who ever lived.
> > An Irish boy put his
> >
> >hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
> > The teacher said,
> >
> >"Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
> > Then a Scottish boy put his
> >
> >hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
> > The teacher replied,
> >
> >"I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
> > Finally, a
> >
> >Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was
>Jesus
> >
> >Christ."
> > The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,
> >
> >come up here and I'll give you the $2."
> > As the teacher
> >
> >was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since
> >
> >you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus
> >
> >Christ."
> > Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was
> >
> >Moses, but business is business..."
> >class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child
who can tell me who was
> >
> >the most famous man who ever lived.
> > An Irish boy put his
> >
> >hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
> > The teacher said,
> >
> >"Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
> > Then a Scottish boy put his
> >
> >hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
> > The teacher replied,
> >
> >"I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
> > Finally, a
> >
> >Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was
>Jesus
> >
> >Christ."
> > The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,
> >
> >come up here and I'll give you the $2."
> > As the teacher
> >
> >was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since
> >
> >you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus
> >
> >Christ."
> > Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was
> >
> >Moses, but business is business..."
