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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 5999456" data-attributes="member: 242802"><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the</span></span></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 10px">who can tell me who was</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >the most famous man who ever lived.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > An Irish boy put his</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > The teacher said,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >"Sorry Sean, that's not correct."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > Then a Scottish boy put his</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > The teacher replied,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >"I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > Finally, a</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">>Jesus</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >Christ."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >come up here and I'll give you the $2."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > As the teacher</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> >Christ."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> > Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> ></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 10px">> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px">>Moses, but business is business..."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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