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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJAT" data-source="post: 7132809" data-attributes="member: 3318"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A mother is driving her little girl to her</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>friend's house for a play date.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Mommy', the little girl asks, 'how old</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>are you?'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>lady her age,' the mother replied..</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'It's not polite.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>you weigh?'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Now really,' the mother says, 'those</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>are personal questions and are really none</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>of your business.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>you and Daddy get a divorce?'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'That's enough questions, young lady!</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Honestly!'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The exasperated mother walks away as</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>the two friends begin to play.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,'</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>the little girl says to her friend.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>is look at her driver's licence.   It's like</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>a report card, it has everything on it.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Later that night the little girl says to her</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>you find that out?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>'Because you only got an <span style="color: Red">F</span> (fail) in sex.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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