A mother is driving her little girl to her
friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy', the little girl asks, 'how old
are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a
lady her age,' the mother replied..
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do
you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those
are personal questions and are really none
of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did
you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That's enough questions, young lady!
Honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as
the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,'
the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do
is look at her driver's licence. It's like
a report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her
mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did
you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you only got an F (fail) in sex.'
