Here is a true transcript of an essay written by a M.P at the
Parliamentarians English Exam (PEE). As many Parliamentarians failed it,
PEE is not done in the Parliament anymore.
The Sri Lanka Elefant
There is a three Sri Lankaelefants. One is a home elefant. Two is a val
elefant. Three is a UNP party animal. The elefant has 4 leggs. Elefant has
long thrunk hanging between 2 white iworry tasks some have on both side of
hanging thrunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some bad men rape the val
elefant to get iworry and sell for money. Elefants like to eat banananas,
bunns, gnanakathas, like that. It like to drink milk and toddy two. Like
you and other people elefants send extra food out to the world from the
behind of the backside, at the back. Elefants have tails. This is to move
the fly. Some time elefant is moving tail this way that way but fly is not
going out. Elefant never forgets. One storey I tell you, one day one man
pulling elefants tail hard and run away. You know no, how elefant. 50 years
after pulling tail, man has died. When the dead man is going to the kanatta
our elefant is going near the mini box and lifting his tail, do large dung
and going away - elefant very remember what man did know.
Elefants are vary istrong. It can puss trees. It pusses and pusses and the
tree downfalls. Elefant is conthrolled by manout man. Manout man is using
tall hooker to pull Elefant's ear and he sometimes pulls Elefant's leg
also. But Manout man love Elefant and puts his bananana in Elefant's mouth
if he is good. Zoo elefant can dunce. Zoo Elefant can dunce and play his
own organ. It also can shit on its stool. If you give money zoo elefant
will take you for a ride down garden path. Elefant is large gift to people
of SriLanka. We must look after our elefant, then we can use elefant to do
things on the fields, in the jungle, in the zoo - also then we can have
lots of baby elefants. Then we can ex-fort elefants to other cunttrees and
be povertyless.
Parliamentarians English Exam (PEE). As many Parliamentarians failed it,
PEE is not done in the Parliament anymore.
The Sri Lanka Elefant
There is a three Sri Lankaelefants. One is a home elefant. Two is a val
elefant. Three is a UNP party animal. The elefant has 4 leggs. Elefant has
long thrunk hanging between 2 white iworry tasks some have on both side of
hanging thrunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some bad men rape the val
elefant to get iworry and sell for money. Elefants like to eat banananas,
bunns, gnanakathas, like that. It like to drink milk and toddy two. Like
you and other people elefants send extra food out to the world from the
behind of the backside, at the back. Elefants have tails. This is to move
the fly. Some time elefant is moving tail this way that way but fly is not
going out. Elefant never forgets. One storey I tell you, one day one man
pulling elefants tail hard and run away. You know no, how elefant. 50 years
after pulling tail, man has died. When the dead man is going to the kanatta
our elefant is going near the mini box and lifting his tail, do large dung
and going away - elefant very remember what man did know.
Elefants are vary istrong. It can puss trees. It pusses and pusses and the
tree downfalls. Elefant is conthrolled by manout man. Manout man is using
tall hooker to pull Elefant's ear and he sometimes pulls Elefant's leg
also. But Manout man love Elefant and puts his bananana in Elefant's mouth
if he is good. Zoo elefant can dunce. Zoo Elefant can dunce and play his
own organ. It also can shit on its stool. If you give money zoo elefant
will take you for a ride down garden path. Elefant is large gift to people
of SriLanka. We must look after our elefant, then we can use elefant to do
things on the fields, in the jungle, in the zoo - also then we can have
lots of baby elefants. Then we can ex-fort elefants to other cunttrees and
be povertyless.
