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Message: <blockquote data-quote="samee1987" data-source="post: 938855" data-attributes="member: 4924">Here is a true transcript of an essay written by a M.P at theParliamentarians English Exam (PEE). As many Parliamentarians failed it,PEE is not done in the Parliament anymore.The Sri Lanka ElefantThere is a three Sri Lankaelefants. One is a home elefant. Two is a valelefant. Three is a UNP party animal. The elefant has 4 leggs. Elefant haslong thrunk hanging between 2 white iworry tasks some have on both side ofhanging thrunk. These iworry is very moneyful. Some bad men rape the valelefant to get iworry and sell for money. Elefants like to eat banananas,bunns, gnanakathas, like that. It like to drink milk and toddy two. Likeyou and other people elefants send extra food out to the world from thebehind of the backside, at the back. Elefants have tails. This is to movethe fly. Some time elefant is moving tail this way that way but fly is notgoing out. Elefant never forgets. One storey I tell you, one day one manpulling elefants tail hard and run away. You know no, how elefant. 50 yearsafter pulling tail, man has died. When the dead man is going to the kanattaour elefant is going near the mini box and lifting his tail, do large dungand going away - elefant very remember what man did know.Elefants are vary istrong. It can puss trees. It pusses and pusses and thetree downfalls. Elefant is conthrolled by manout man. Manout man is using tall hooker to pull Elefant's ear and he sometimes pulls Elefant's legalso. But Manout man love Elefant and puts his bananana in Elefant's mouthif he is good. Zoo elefant can dunce. Zoo Elefant can dunce and play hisown organ. It also can shit on its stool. If you give money zoo elefantwill take you for a ride down garden path. Elefant is large gift to peopleof SriLanka. We must look after our elefant, then we can use elefant to dothings on the fields, in the jungle, in the zoo - also then we can havelots of baby elefants. Then we can ex-fort elefants to other cunttrees andbe povertyless.</blockquote>

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