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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chk99" data-source="post: 10660931" data-attributes="member: 302144">1)  BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain  tumour. Mr.  Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told  you? Mr.  Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so  happy? Mr.  Bean: Because that proves that I have a  brain! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> 2)  MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr.  Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr.  Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is  6!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> 3)  WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my  grandson. Clerk:  Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr.  Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> 4)  AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at? Mr.  Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no.  if you saw it? Mr.  Bean: four asterisks (****)! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> 5)  Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man  marry? Mr.  Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr.  Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and  4worse. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape  you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr.  Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any  picture. Friend: What tape did you take anyway? Mr.  Bean: Head Cleaner. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> 7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr.  Bean<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" />:crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend:  condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even  louder Friend:  what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died  too! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> 8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm  late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power  failure. Mr.  Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3  hrs. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> 9) Spelling lesson: Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the  spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? Mr.  Bean: Make it three c to be sure! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />+<img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />+<img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />+<img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />+<img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />+<img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />                                           </blockquote>

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