>>
>>1. Udurawana & two friends talking in the pub. The friends are talking
>> > about the amount of control they have over their wives, while
>>Udurawana
>> > remains quiet.
>> >
>> > After a while one of the first two turns to Udurawana and says,
>> > "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your
>>wife?"
>> > Udurawana says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to
>> > me
>>on
>> > her hands and knees."
>> >
>> > The Friends were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.
>> >
>> > "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 2. Udurawana bought a new mobile.
>> >
>> > He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
>>changed.
>> > Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
>> >
>> >
>> > 3. Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
>> >
>> > Friend : Really, what is he studying.
>> >
>> > Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 4. Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
>> >
>> > Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
>> >
>> > Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
>> >
>> > Udurawana : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
>> >
>> >
>> > 5. Udurawana and neighbor were sitting on a tree and Udurawana was
>>singing
>> > a song.
>> > After 4 songs Udurawana hung himself upside down and started
>> > singing again. Neighbor asks, "Udurawana, what is the matter with
>> > you? Why
>>are
>> > you hanging upside down".
>> >
>> > Udurawana says "I am singing the B side."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 6. Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
>> >
>> > DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
>> >
>> > Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
>> >
>> >
>> > 7. Udurawana : If I die will u remarry?
>> >
>> > Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
>> >
>> > Udurawana : No, I'll also stay with your sister
>> >
>> >
>> > 8. Udurawana : People consider me as a "GOD"
>> > Wife : How do you know??
>> > Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD
>> > ! U
>>
>> > have come again..
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 9. Udurawana complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing,
>> > except
>>the
>> > TV in my house.
>> > Police : How the thief did not take TV???
>> > Udurawana : I was watching TV na....
>>1. Udurawana & two friends talking in the pub. The friends are talking
>> > about the amount of control they have over their wives, while
>>Udurawana
>> > remains quiet.
>> >
>> > After a while one of the first two turns to Udurawana and says,
>> > "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your
>>wife?"
>> > Udurawana says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to
>> > me
>>on
>> > her hands and knees."
>> >
>> > The Friends were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.
>> >
>> > "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 2. Udurawana bought a new mobile.
>> >
>> > He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
>>changed.
>> > Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
>> >
>> >
>> > 3. Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
>> >
>> > Friend : Really, what is he studying.
>> >
>> > Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 4. Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
>> >
>> > Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
>> >
>> > Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
>> >
>> > Udurawana : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
>> >
>> >
>> > 5. Udurawana and neighbor were sitting on a tree and Udurawana was
>>singing
>> > a song.
>> > After 4 songs Udurawana hung himself upside down and started
>> > singing again. Neighbor asks, "Udurawana, what is the matter with
>> > you? Why
>>are
>> > you hanging upside down".
>> >
>> > Udurawana says "I am singing the B side."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 6. Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.
>> >
>> > DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
>> >
>> > Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
>> >
>> >
>> > 7. Udurawana : If I die will u remarry?
>> >
>> > Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
>> >
>> > Udurawana : No, I'll also stay with your sister
>> >
>> >
>> > 8. Udurawana : People consider me as a "GOD"
>> > Wife : How do you know??
>> > Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD
>> > ! U
>>
>> > have come again..
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > 9. Udurawana complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing,
>> > except
>>the
>> > TV in my house.
>> > Police : How the thief did not take TV???
>> > Udurawana : I was watching TV na....
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