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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nalakaanjana" data-source="post: 2760455" data-attributes="member: 60093"> >> >>1. Udurawana & two friends talking in the pub. The friends are talking >> > about the amount of control they have over their wives, while >>Udurawana >> > remains quiet. >> > >> > After a while one of the first two turns to Udurawana and says,  >> > "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your >>wife?" >> > Udurawana says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to >> > me >>on >> > her hands and knees." >> > >> > The Friends were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. >> > >> > "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'." >> > >> > >> > >> > 2. Udurawana bought a new mobile. >> > >> > He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has >>changed. >> > Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610" >> > >> > >> > 3. Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . >> > >> > Friend : Really, what is he studying. >> > >> > Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him. >> > >> > >> > >> > 4. Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? >> > >> > Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .... >> > >> > Interviewer shouts: Stop it. >> > >> > Udurawana : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... >> > >> > >> > 5. Udurawana and neighbor were sitting on a tree and Udurawana was >>singing >> > a song. >> >  After 4 songs Udurawana hung himself upside down and started  >> > singing  again. Neighbor asks, "Udurawana, what is the matter with  >> > you? Why >>are >> > you hanging upside down". >> > >> > Udurawana says "I am singing the B side." >> > >> > >> > >> > 6. Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night. >> > >> > DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. >> > >> > Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. >> > >> > >> > 7. Udurawana : If I die will u remarry? >> > >> >  Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? >> > >> >  Udurawana : No, I'll also stay with your sister >> > >> > >> > 8. Udurawana : People consider me as a "GOD" >> >  Wife : How do you know?? >> >  Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD  >> > ! U >> >> > have come again.. >> > >> > >> > >> > 9. Udurawana complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing,  >> > except >>the >> > TV in my house. >> >   Police : How the thief did not take TV??? >> >  Udurawana : I was watching TV na....<img src="http://file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NALAKA%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-7.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NALAKA%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-6.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NALAKA%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

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