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<blockquote data-quote="prabo22" data-source="post: 8618541" data-attributes="member: 286216"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">While visiting India , Mahinda Rajapakse is invited</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">to tea with Abdul Kalam.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">He says that, it is to surround himself with</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">intelligent people.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mahinda (MR) asks how he knows if they're intelligent.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"I do so by asking them the right questions," says</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mahinda watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Manmohan immediately responds,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"It's me, Sir !"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Mahinda?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mahinda nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">I'll definitely be using that!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mahinda, upon returning to Colombo, decides</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">he'd better put Mervin Silva to the test.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mahinda summons him to the Temple Trees and says,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Mervin, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Why, of course, My Lord!. What's on your mind?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mahinda poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">child, and your father has a child, and this child is not</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">your brother or your sister. Who is it?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mr. Mervin Silva was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">it and get back to you?" Mahinda agrees, and Mervin leaves.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mervin immediately calls a meeting of all Ministors of UPFA including Basil</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Gota,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">and they puzzle over the question for several hours,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">in desperation,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Mervin calls</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Ranil Wickremasinghe and explains the problem.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Mr. Wickremasinghe, your mother has a child, and your father</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Who is it?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Ranil answers immediately, "It's me, of course." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">Much relieved, Mervin rushes back to the Temple trees, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">"I know the answer, My Lord! I know </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">who it is! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">It's our <span style="color: Navy">Ranil Wickremasinghe</span>!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">And Mahinda replies in disgust, "Wrong, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">it's <span style="color: DarkGreen">Manmohan Singh</span>!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px">ha haaaa dan ithin hina weyallaaaa......<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p>if repost sorry.. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p>kamathi nam rep denna ....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="prabo22, post: 8618541, member: 286216"] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="6"]While visiting India , Mahinda Rajapakse is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Mahinda (MR) asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. " Mahinda watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Mahinda?" Mahinda nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" > > > Mahinda, upon returning to Colombo, decides he'd better put Mervin Silva to the test. Mahinda summons him to the Temple Trees and says, "Mervin, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, My Lord!. What's on your mind?" Mahinda poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Mr. Mervin Silva was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Mahinda agrees, and Mervin leaves. Mervin immediately calls a meeting of all Ministors of UPFA including Basil Gota, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Mervin calls Ranil Wickremasinghe and explains the problem. "Mr. Wickremasinghe, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Ranil answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Mervin rushes back to the Temple trees, finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims, "I know the answer, My Lord! I know who it is! It's our [COLOR="Navy"]Ranil Wickremasinghe[/COLOR]!" And Mahinda replies in disgust, "Wrong, > > > > > > > it's [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Manmohan Singh[/COLOR]!" ha haaaa dan ithin hina weyallaaaa......:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry: [/SIZE][/COLOR] if repost sorry.. :) kamathi nam rep denna .... [/QUOTE]
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