MR's test- moda joke 1k

prabo22

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  • May 25, 2010
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    While visiting India , Mahinda Rajapakse is invited

    to tea with Abdul Kalam.

    He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.

    He says that, it is to surround himself with

    intelligent people.

    Mahinda (MR) asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says

    Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "

    Mahinda watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

    "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:

    Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,

    and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

    Manmohan immediately responds,

    "It's me, Sir !"

    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs

    up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Mahinda?"

    Mahinda nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

    I'll definitely be using that!"

    >

    >

    >

    Mahinda, upon returning to Colombo, decides

    he'd better put Mervin Silva to the test.

    Mahinda summons him to the Temple Trees and says,

    "Mervin, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, My Lord!. What's on your mind?"

    Mahinda poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a

    child, and your father has a child, and this child is not

    your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Mr. Mervin Silva was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about

    it and get back to you?" Mahinda agrees, and Mervin leaves.

    Mervin immediately calls a meeting of all Ministors of UPFA including Basil

    Gota,

    and they puzzle over the question for several hours,

    but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,

    in desperation,

    Mervin calls

    Ranil Wickremasinghe and explains the problem.

    "Mr. Wickremasinghe, your mother has a child, and your father

    has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

    Who is it?"

    Ranil answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

    Much relieved, Mervin rushes back to the Temple trees,
    finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims,

    "I know the answer, My Lord! I know
    who it is!
    It's our Ranil Wickremasinghe!"

    And Mahinda replies in disgust, "Wrong,
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    it's Manmohan Singh!"


    ha haaaa dan ithin hina weyallaaaa......:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:





    if repost sorry.. :)
    kamathi nam rep denna ....
     

    88gee

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  • May 11, 2008
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    While visiting India , Mahinda Rajapakse is invited

    to tea with Abdul Kalam.

    He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.

    He says that, it is to surround himself with

    intelligent people.

    Mahinda (MR) asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says

    Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "

    Mahinda watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

    "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:

    Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,

    and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

    Manmohan immediately responds,

    "It's me, Sir !"

    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs

    up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Mahinda?"

    Mahinda nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

    I'll definitely be using that!"

    >

    >

    >

    Mahinda, upon returning to Colombo, decides

    he'd better put Mervin Silva to the test.

    Mahinda summons him to the Temple Trees and says,

    "Mervin, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, My Lord!. What's on your mind?"

    Mahinda poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a

    child, and your father has a child, and this child is not

    your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Mr. Mervin Silva was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about

    it and get back to you?" Mahinda agrees, and Mervin leaves.

    Mervin immediately calls a meeting of all Ministors of UPFA including Basil

    Gota,

    and they puzzle over the question for several hours,

    but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,

    in desperation,

    Mervin calls

    Ranil Wickremasinghe and explains the problem.

    "Mr. Wickremasinghe, your mother has a child, and your father

    has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

    Who is it?"

    Ranil answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

    Much relieved, Mervin rushes back to the Temple trees,
    finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims,

    "I know the answer, My Lord! I know
    who it is!
    It's our Ranil Wickremasinghe!"

    And Mahinda replies in disgust, "Wrong,
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    it's Manmohan Singh!"


    ha haaaa dan ithin hina weyallaaaa......:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:





    if repost sorry.. :)
    kamathi nam rep denna ....

    Mahadana muththathi golayo roththai
     

    shan4djfun

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  • Jun 18, 2007
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    old joke still fun, by the way this is not a moda joke this is funny.thanks for posting
     

    anrdeknyke

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  • Oct 6, 2009
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    issara wenas ban
    Mahinda wenuwata Ranil
    mervin wenuwata GL basil wenuwata SB
    wimal thama hariyata uththara denne
     

    medianet85

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  • May 5, 2009
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    Land of Lions
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    hikz.. me monada banz..