Mullah Nasrudin's Stories: Ongoing thread

[amila_90210]

I m gonna post some Mullah Nasrudin's stories in this page.[& update the thread]
those who have heard his stories before knows the sarcastic value of these stories..not only the superficial humor ..

I had no choice other than jokes section to post these sorry for that

so the 1st one:

One day the Mullah went to his neighbor and asked to borrow his huge pot. The neighbor reluctantly loaned him the pot indicating a lack of trust. Next day he returned the pot with a small pot saying, "Your pot was pregnant, had labor and here's the baby. It belongs to you." The neighbor thought this was odd but accepted the gift believing that one should not look into the mouth of a gift horse. A week went by and once again the Mullah borrowed the pot and returned it next day with a small pot as the new born child.
Next week when the Mullah asked to borrow the pot the neighbor was only to pleased to comply. Next day went by and the Mullah did not return the pot and the neighbor became worried. On the third day the neighbor went to the Mullah demanding the return of his pot. Mullah told him, "Alas my friend that's impossible your pot passed away in labor." The neighbor was maddened and screamed, "Look, you idiot, who do you take for a fool. We all know pots do not die in labor." "My friend," the Mullah replied calmly, "We have already established that pot become pregnant, have labor and you even have two of the babies. I cannot help it if you were unlucky that your pot could not survive three labors in such a short time. You should have looked after it better."

 

[amila_90210]

2.One day Mullah Nasruddin lost his ring down in the basement of his house, where it was very dark. There being no chance of his finding it in that darkness, he went out on the street and started looking for it there. Somebody passing by stopped and enquire: "What are you looking for, Mullah Nasruddin ? Have you lost something?" "Yes, I've lost my ring down in the basement." "But Mullah Nasruddin , why don't you look for it down in the basement where you have lost it?" asked the man in surprise. "Don't be silly, man! How do you expect me to find anything in that darkness!"

 

[amila_90210]

another nice one please comment

Mullah Nasruddin was dreaming .In the dream someone had offered nine gold pieces to him, but Mullah Nasruddin insisted that he would not accept less than ten pieces. While he was arguing with the man over one gold piece, he was awakened by a sudden noise in the street. Seeing that his hand was empty, Mullah Nasruddin quickly closed his eyes, extended his hand as if he was ready to receive, and said, "Very well, my friend, have it your way. Give me nine."

 

[amila_90210]

no one enjoys??

 

[AtulaSiriwardane]

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin

• During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but
  her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course,
  immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called out to his congregation: ”The first person
  who looks up there is in danger of being punished with blindness.”
  Mulla Nasrudin, who was in the congregation whispered to the man next to him, ”I Think I will Risk one Eye".
  
• Mulla Nasrudin was testifying in Court. He noticed that everything he was being taken down by the court reporter. As he went along, he began talking faster and still faster. Finally, the reporter was frantic to keep up with him.
  Suddenly, the Mulla said, ”Good Gracious, Mister, don’t write so fast, I can’t keep up with you!”
  
• ”What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had five years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?”
  ”Well,” said Nasrudin, ”didn’t you advertise for a man with imagination?”
  
• Mulla Nasrudin’s servant rushed into the room and cried, ”Hurry your husband is lying unconscious
  in the hall beside a large round box with a piece of paper clutched in his hand.”
  ”How Exciting,” said Mulla Nasrudin’s wife, ”My Fur Coat Has Come.”
  
• Mulla Nasrudin trying to pull his car out of a parking space banged into the car ahead. Then he backed into the car behind. Finally, after pulling into the street, he hit a beer truck. When the police arrived, the patrolman said, ”Let’s see your licence, Sir.” ”Don’t be silly,” said Nasrudin. ”who do you think would give me a licence?”
  

 

[Diego97]

laaaameee . .

 

[amila_90210]

laaaameee . .

not for those who dont even have slightest insight

 

[amila_90210]

Feed my clothes:
One day the Mullah went to a rich merchant's house for a feast. As he was wearing a laborer's clothe he was shown to the servant's entrance and given a few scraps. Next week he was invited to the same place and he dressed in his best attire looking as good as any prince. He was welcomed at the front door and given the place of the honor next to the host. He ate a morsel of bread and then started putting all the rich food offered him into his sleeves. His host asked him, "What are doing my good man?" "I'm feeding my clothes," the Mullah replied, "It deserves the good food since my worth was established last week."

 

[amila_90210]

Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin

• During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but
  her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course,
  immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called out to his congregation: ”The first person
  who looks up there is in danger of being punished with blindness.”
  Mulla Nasrudin, who was in the congregation whispered to the man next to him, ”I Think I will Risk one Eye".
  
• Mulla Nasrudin was testifying in Court. He noticed that everything he was being taken down by the court reporter. As he went along, he began talking faster and still faster. Finally, the reporter was frantic to keep up with him.
  Suddenly, the Mulla said, ”Good Gracious, Mister, don’t write so fast, I can’t keep up with you!”
  
• ”What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had five years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?”
  ”Well,” said Nasrudin, ”didn’t you advertise for a man with imagination?”
  
• Mulla Nasrudin’s servant rushed into the room and cried, ”Hurry your husband is lying unconscious
  in the hall beside a large round box with a piece of paper clutched in his hand.”
  ”How Exciting,” said Mulla Nasrudin’s wife, ”My Fur Coat Has Come.”
  
• Mulla Nasrudin trying to pull his car out of a parking space banged into the car ahead. Then he backed into the car behind. Finally, after pulling into the street, he hit a beer truck. When the police arrived, the patrolman said, ”Let’s see your licence, Sir.” ”Don’t be silly,” said Nasrudin. ”who do you think would give me a licence?”
  

 

[amila_90210]

Mullah Nasruddin had visited a town for some personal business. It was a frigid winter night when he arrived. On the way to the inn a vicious looking dog barked at him. Mullah Nasruddin bent down to pick up a stone from the street to throw at the animal. He could not lift it, for the stone was frozen to the earth. "What a strange town this is! Mullah Nasruddin said to himself. They tie up the stones and let the dogs go free."

 

[fzlhmt]

thx macho keep it up

 

[amila_90210]

One day Mullah Nasruddin went to the market and bought a fine piece of meat. On the way home he met a friend who gave him a special recipe for the meat. Mullah Nasruddin was very happy. But then, before he got home, a large crow stole the meat from Mullah Nasruddin's hands and flew off with it. "You thief!" Mullah Nasruddin angrily called after departing crow. "You have stolen my meat! But you won't enjoy it; I've got the recipe!"

 

[amila_90210]

thx macho keep it up

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