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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3959527" data-attributes="member: 120286">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; the balcony and fell, but 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; preacher, of course, 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called out to his&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; congregation: ”The first person 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; who looks up there is in danger of being punished with blindness.” 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Mulla Nasrudin, who was in the congregation whispered to the man next to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; him, ”I Think I will Risk one Eye&quot;. 
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Mulla Nasrudin was testifying in Court. He&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; noticed that everything he was being taken down by the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; court reporter. As he went along, he began talking faster and still&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; faster. Finally, the reporter was&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; frantic to keep up with him. 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Suddenly, the Mulla said, ”Good Gracious, Mister, don’t write so&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; fast, I can’t keep&nbsp; up with you!” 
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ”What’s the idea,” asked the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had five&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?” 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ”Well,” said Nasrudin, ”didn’t you advertise for a man with&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; imagination?” 
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Mulla Nasrudin’s servant rushed into the room&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and cried, ”Hurry your husband is lying unconscious 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; in the hall beside a large round box with a piece of paper clutched in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; his hand.” 
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ”How Exciting,” said Mulla Nasrudin’s wife, ”My Fur Coat Has Come.” 
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Mulla Nasrudin&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; trying to pull his car out of a parking space banged into the car ahead.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Then he backed into the car behind. Finally, after pulling into the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; street, he hit a beer truck. When the police arrived, the patrolman&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; said, ”Let’s see your licence, Sir.” ”Don’t be silly,” said Nasrudin.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ”who do you think would give me a licence?” 
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[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 3959527, member: 120286"] [COLOR=Black][B] [SIZE=2]Osho Jokes on Mulla Nasrudin[/SIZE][/B] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] During a religious meeting an attractive young widow leaned too far over the balcony and fell, but her dress caught on a chandelier and held her impended in mid-air. The preacher, of course, immediately noticed the woman’s predicament and called out to his congregation: ”The first person who looks up there is in danger of being punished with blindness.” Mulla Nasrudin, who was in the congregation whispered to the man next to him, ”I Think I will Risk one Eye". [/COLOR][/SIZE] [*][COLOR=Black]Mulla Nasrudin was testifying in Court. He noticed that everything he was being taken down by the court reporter. As he went along, he began talking faster and still faster. Finally, the reporter was frantic to keep up with him. Suddenly, the Mulla said, ”Good Gracious, Mister, don’t write so fast, I can’t keep up with you!”[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [*][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] ”What’s the idea,” asked the boss of his new employee, Mulla Nasrudin, ”of telling me you had five years’ experience, when now I find you never had a job before?” ”Well,” said Nasrudin, ”didn’t you advertise for a man with imagination?” [/COLOR][/SIZE] [*][COLOR=Black]Mulla Nasrudin’s servant rushed into the room and cried, ”Hurry your husband is lying unconscious in the hall beside a large round box with a piece of paper clutched in his hand.” ”How Exciting,” said Mulla Nasrudin’s wife, ”My Fur Coat Has Come.” [/COLOR] [*][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][COLOR=Black] Mulla Nasrudin trying to pull his car out of a parking space banged into the car ahead. Then he backed into the car behind. Finally, after pulling into the street, he hit a beer truck. When the police arrived, the patrolman said, ”Let’s see your licence, Sir.” ”Don’t be silly,” said Nasrudin. ”who do you think would give me a licence?”[/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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