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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hul2000" data-source="post: 776335" data-attributes="member: 7464">Few more from Wikipedia    * Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.    * Any piece of equipment your life depends upon was made by the lowest bidder.    * As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.    * Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.    * Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.    * Five second fuses always burn three seconds.    * Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.    * Friendly fire isn't, foolproof plans and recoilless rifles aren't, and suppressive fires won't.    * If the enemy is in view, so are you.    * If the enemy is retreating as you are advancing, you are entering an ambush.    * If you don't remember, the Claymore is facing you.    * Just when you finished putting it together, you notice the most important part is still there on the floor.    * Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.    * Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.    * Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.    * The more durable your equipment is, the further away from civilization you'll be when it fails.    * The shortest path is always mined or watched by snipers.    * When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.    * When you are low on supplies and ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.    * When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the enemy takes two weeks to attack.    * Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.</blockquote>

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