Must not speak after dinner

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  • Oct 3, 2006
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    A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One day
    he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.
    After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he
    leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust.
    He tells the young man an old biker's trick is to keep a jar of
    Vaseline handy and smear it on the chrome if the bike must be
    left out in the rain.

    A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She
    asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily
    agrees and the date is set. At the appointed time he picks her up on
    his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in she
    tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first
    after dinner must do the dishes.

    After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first
    person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen
    minutes the young man decides to speed things up so he reaches over
    and kisses the woman in front of her family.

    And no one says a word...! Next he decides to take a more direct
    approach so he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front
    of everyone. And still no one says a word...!!! Now he is getting
    desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table.
    They have even wilder sex. But no one says a word...!!!!

    By now he is getting very worried and is wondering what to do next
    when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect
    the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out
    the Vaseline. And the father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes."