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Message: <blockquote data-quote="coolmanaram" data-source="post: 16195239" data-attributes="member: 362420">Definitions of Designations <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/projectm_zps53ae329d.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/developer_zps90b21375.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/ondite_zps2ec89a3a.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/marketingmanager_zps095b35fb.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/resou_zps9055398b.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/documentteam_zps284c9eac.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/qa_zps5b76ab3e.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/tester_zpsf0e71e8e.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/hr_zps7eaeba81.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> <ul style="text-align: center"> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.</li> </ul> <img src="http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af77/hacksilvershadow69/clinet_zps040e67be.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </blockquote>

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