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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 662437" data-attributes="member: 27411">Visiting a barberA man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks."I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech."And what if I swallow it?""No problem," says the barber."Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Riding preachersTwo priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?"The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us."The policeman says,"In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle." ClocksA man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.""Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?""That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.""Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire political life.""Where's my congressman's clock?" asked the man."It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan!" Flies on a LogBeth Vorhees of public TV fame said her daughter, Diana, a third-grader, was to give a demonstration speech at school. She planned to demonstrate how to make "Flies on a Log" which consists of peanut butter spread on a stalk of celery with raisins on it.The morning of her speech, Diana took out everything she needed and put it on the kitchen counter, ready to take it to school. Unfortunately, when the girl and her mother left for school, they forgot to take the items.Diana's mother dropped her off and went home to get the stuff.The celery was gone. The raisins were gone. The peanut butter had been put away."Oh," said Diana's father. "I had that stuff for breakfast."Diana's faithful mother rushed to gather up more ingredients and rush them to school with an apology to the teacher and an explanation of what happened."Gee," said Diana's teacher,"That's a first -- 'My dad ate my homework.'" There is a monkey in the barA man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says,"Do you know your monkey stole my beer."The pianist replies,"No, but if you hum it, I'll play it." </blockquote>

Verification: Hathara warak wissa keeyada? (Hathara wadi karanna 20)

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