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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 839268" data-attributes="member: 49101">Naughty Answers!  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />   Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.    He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says :   "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". ********************************************  A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" Santa wrote back,   " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> ****************************************  What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress *********************************** Husband asks:     "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: W ithout <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> I nformation F ighting E very-time Wife replies: " No,...... It means: <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> W ith I diot F or E ver !!!"  ***************************************** What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. ****************************** ********** Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away ****************************** ****************************   A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says:   "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.</blockquote>

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