Naughty Answers!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,
" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks:
"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W[FONT=Comic
Sans MS] ithout [/FONT]
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies:
" No,......
It means:
W ith
I diot
For
E ver !!!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
& our driver ran away [FONT=Comic
Sans MS]
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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
Son, THAT is confidential.
Sorry if this is a Repost!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
************ ********* ********* ********* *****
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,
" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
************ ********* ********* ********* *
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
************ ********* ********* *****
Husband asks:
"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is:
W[FONT=Comic
Sans MS] ithout [/FONT]
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies:
" No,......
It means:
W ith
I diot
For
E ver !!!"
************ ********* ********* ********* **
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
************ ********* ********* ********* *
Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack
& our driver ran away [FONT=Comic
Sans MS]
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *[/FONT]
A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my
Son, THAT is confidential.
Sorry if this is a Repost!
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