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Message: <blockquote data-quote="absolutel" data-source="post: 7177403" data-attributes="member: 59822"><p><strong>you dont need a BMW to impress</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my 'thing' and pull yourself up, and the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><img src="http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad243/gypsy2121/1200868fosm6v99kk.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>The moral of the story: </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Magenta"><strong>"If you have a "Thing" like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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