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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ComPartsForSale" data-source="post: 8027710" data-attributes="member: 298966"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">How women think about sex:age 8 ignore it,age 18 experience it,age 28 look for it,age 38 ask for it,age 48 beg for it,age 58 pay for it,age 68 pray for it,age 78 forget it.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Teacher asks: "john why is your cat at school today?' john (crying) "i heard the milkman tell mum,when ur kid goes to school i will gonna eat your pussy.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Love is not measured by hangging kissing and sex,its all about trusting,respecting and accepting a person with open legs,saying push it in more!!!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">teacher:-kiyanna balanna aththaka kurullo 4 k innawa eken 1kuta wedi thibboth thawa kiyak ithuruda? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">.amda:- 0 i </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Teacher:- e kohomada? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">.amda:-ekekuta wedi thibbama anik un ethana idida? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">.teacher:- oya hithana widiyata mama kamathi </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">.amda:-ehenao teacher mekata uththare kiyanna,onna gaanu 3denek ice cream kanawa ekekenk ice cream eka lewa kanawa,anik kena hapala kanawa,ilaga kena suuppanawa.methanin koi kenada kasada badapu kena? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">.teacher:- ....m...lewakana kena., </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">.amda:-waradi wedding ring eka agille thiyena kena, HABAI ! Teacher hithana widiyata mama hari KAMATHI.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Niple-Niple litle star,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Can i fuck u in my car,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Up abov ur brest so high,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Always milky never dry,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Let me press it dont feel shy,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Open ur bra let me try.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Why womens wear panties with printed flowers? Any guess ? Its a way of saying " PLEASE WATER MY GARDEN WITH YOUR PIPE " </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Boss:Let me hv sex wid u once,I'll b quick n pay u 1000$.I'll throw da money on the floor n b4 u bend n pick it up,I'll b done! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Secretary likes the prposal & cals her Boy Friend. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">BF:Its fine,bt ask 4 2000$ & b vry quik 2 pick da money </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Aftr 4 hrs BF cals her. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">BF:Wat hapnd? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Secretary:Tht bastard is still fuckin me.He brought coins! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue">Lesson: investments r subjct 2 market risks plz read the offer document carefully b4 investing!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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