How women think about sex:age 8 ignore it,age 18 experience it,age 28 look for it,age 38 ask for it,age 48 beg for it,age 58 pay for it,age 68 pray for it,age 78 forget it.
Teacher asks: "john why is your cat at school today?' john (crying) "i heard the milkman tell mum,when ur kid goes to school i will gonna eat your pussy.
Love is not measured by hangging kissing and sex,its all about trusting,respecting and accepting a person with open legs,saying push it in more!!!
teacher:-kiyanna balanna aththaka kurullo 4 k innawa eken 1kuta wedi thibboth thawa kiyak ithuruda?
.amda:- 0 i
Teacher:- e kohomada?
.amda:-ekekuta wedi thibbama anik un ethana idida?
.teacher:- oya hithana widiyata mama kamathi
.amda:-ehenao teacher mekata uththare kiyanna,onna gaanu 3denek ice cream kanawa ekekenk ice cream eka lewa kanawa,anik kena hapala kanawa,ilaga kena suuppanawa.methanin koi kenada kasada badapu kena?
.teacher:- ....m...lewakana kena.,
.amda:-waradi wedding ring eka agille thiyena kena, HABAI ! Teacher hithana widiyata mama hari KAMATHI..
Niple-Niple litle star,
Can i fuck u in my car,
Up abov ur brest so high,
Always milky never dry,
Let me press it dont feel shy,
Open ur bra let me try.
Why womens wear panties with printed flowers? Any guess ? Its a way of saying " PLEASE WATER MY GARDEN WITH YOUR PIPE "
Boss:Let me hv sex wid u once,I'll b quick n pay u 1000$.I'll throw da money on the floor n b4 u bend n pick it up,I'll b done!
Secretary likes the prposal & cals her Boy Friend.
BF:Its fine,bt ask 4 2000$ & b vry quik 2 pick da money
Aftr 4 hrs BF cals her.
BF:Wat hapnd?
Secretary:Tht bastard is still fuckin me.He brought coins!
Lesson: investments r subjct 2 market risks plz read the offer document carefully b4 investing!
