Boy : Can I touch your software?
Girl : First show me your hardware..
Boy : Should I install it in your system?
Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..
Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?
Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have
nipples they
have a pole and we have a hole..
Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..
Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for
rape,
10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..
Girl : ' What do you like in me? '
Boy : ' those 2 big white balls having black dots in it..'
Girl : ' what??? '
Boy : ' yes, your eyes..'
A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: '
Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? '
Boss: ' Vow!! what's that? '
She : ' your eyes sir '
SEX : It is science with
wife..
It is an art with a
girlfriend..
It is commerce with a
prostitute..
And It is just a social service with Auntie's..
Girl : First show me your hardware..
Boy : Should I install it in your system?
Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..
Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?
Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have
nipples they
have a pole and we have a hole..
Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..
Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for
rape,
10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..
Girl : ' What do you like in me? '
Boy : ' those 2 big white balls having black dots in it..'
Girl : ' what??? '
Boy : ' yes, your eyes..'
A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: '
Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? '
Boss: ' Vow!! what's that? '
She : ' your eyes sir '
SEX : It is science with
wife..
It is an art with a
girlfriend..
It is commerce with a
prostitute..
And It is just a social service with Auntie's..
