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<blockquote data-quote="basunnaha" data-source="post: 10542417" data-attributes="member: 330082"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Boy : Can I touch your software?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Girl : First show me your hardware..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Boy : Should I install it in your system?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">nipples they</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">have a pole and we have a hole..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">rape,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Girl : ' What do you like in me? '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Boy : ' those 2 big white balls having black dots in it..'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Girl : ' what??? '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Boy : ' yes, your eyes..'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Sir</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">will you please remove something from my breast? '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Boss: ' Vow!! what's that? '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">She : ' your eyes sir '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">SEX : It is science with</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">wife.. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">It is an art with a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">girlfriend.. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">It is commerce with a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">prostitute.. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">And It is just a social service with Auntie's..</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="basunnaha, post: 10542417, member: 330082"] [SIZE="3"]Boy : Can I touch your software? Girl : First show me your hardware.. Boy : Should I install it in your system? Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install.. Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl? Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples they have a pole and we have a hole.. Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape.. Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/- Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape, 10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT.. Girl : ' What do you like in me? ' Boy : ' those 2 big white balls having black dots in it..' Girl : ' what??? ' Boy : ' yes, your eyes..' A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: ' Sir will you please remove something from my breast? ' Boss: ' Vow!! what's that? ' She : ' your eyes sir ' SEX : It is science with wife.. It is an art with a girlfriend.. It is commerce with a prostitute.. And It is just a social service with Auntie's..[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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